Johnny Depp and Amber Heard show off lots of bling in rare red carpet appearance

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Husband-and-wife team Johnny Depp and Amber Heard hardly ever hit the red carpet together, so when they do, it’s kind of a big deal.

Also, a big deal? Their bling bling game, which could basically fill a Claire’s at your local mall.

They were quite accessorized at the Venice Film Festival today, and we think you need a closer look. Let’s examine, shall we?

Let’s start with his two (out of four) rings and her stack of bangles. Pretty tame.

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Ignoring that gross Band-aid, we catch a blurry glimpse of her rock, and then….

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BAM! That, friends, is the iceberg that sunk the Titanic. LAWD HAVE MERCY.

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Back up top, they’re both sporting multiple earrings per ear.

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And then there are the gold teeth, because Johnny Depp.

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